Top free chat lines
Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long! Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.39.
You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.49. [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute Welcome to the dirty pick up lines section! Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.79.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.78.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.15.